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Diary of a wimpy kid volume 4
Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 5.4 - AR Pts: 3
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English
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Collects the first four books in Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, in which middle school student Greg Heffley recounts his day-to-day adventures.
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A new collection from David Sedaris is cause for jubilation. His recent move to Paris has inspired hilarious pieces, including Me Talk Pretty One Day, about his attempts to learn French. His family is another inspiration. You Cant Kill the Rooster is a portrait of his brother who talks incessant hip-hop slang to his bewildered father. And no one hones a finer fury in response to such modern annoyances as restaurant meals presented in ludicrous towers...
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"On the short drive to the preschool, I dutifully unwrap a NutriGrain bar and toss it into the back seat to my four-year-old. Sometimes I'll even unwrap one for myself. Studies have shown that it's very important for families to eat together..."
Why couldn't the Sopranos survive living down South? Simple. You can't shoot a guy full of holes after eating chicken and pastry, spoon bread, okra, and tomatoes.
What does a Southern woman consider grounds...
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Determined to embrace her new life as a Surprisingly Young Divorcee, twenty-nine-year-old Maggie, with the help of her tough-loving academic advisor, her newly divorced friend Amy, and her group chat, barrels through her first year of singledom, searching for what truly makes her happy.
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My weirder school volume 9
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 4 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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"Alexia's mom, Ms. Sue, leads the kids of Ella Mentry School in the weirdest fundraiser in the history of the world!"--
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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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When Junie B. cannot play in the school kickball tournament because of a sore toe, she brings her unique talents to the halftime show. Go Room One! It's time for the first-grade kickball tournament! Only, here's the problem. Junie B. has hurt her big piggy toe and she can't play on the team. So, now what? She definitely doesn't want to be a cheerleader. But wait! Maybe she could be in Sheldon's halftime show! Then all eyes would be on her! And she...
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My weird school volume 4
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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A.J. and his friends in the second grade learn that art can be made out of anything, even garbage.
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My weirdest school volume 4
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IL: LG - BL: 3.6 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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It's very important for kids to learn about fire safety, and Mrs. Meyer of the local fire department has been brought in to teach the students at Ella Mentry School. But she is the weirdest safety expert in the world. She likes fire just a little too much. Will Mrs. Meyer catch on fire? Will she retire? What will transpire?--Jacket.
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My weirder-est school volume 11
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.7 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Mr. Klutz is retiring! (A surprise even to him, courtesy of scheming Dr. Carbles.) Vice principal Mrs. Jafee thinks it’s her time to shine, but Dr. Carbles has hired someone else for the job! Stand-up comedian Mrs. Stoker is ready to defend her place as principal in a joke-off against Mrs. Jafee.
Will Mrs. Stoker have the last laugh? Or will she lose her audience when things get serious?
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My weirdest school volume 11
Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 3.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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When Mr. Will, the local ice cream man, brings treats to the students at Ella Mentry School, Dr. Carbies will stop at nothing to ensure no one breaks his latest rule banning desserts.
17) Dinosaur jokes
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Simple jokes and riddles about dinosaurs.
19) Princess in love
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Princess diaries volume 3
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IL: UG - BL: 5.8 - AR Pts: 8
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English
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In a series of humorous diary entries, a New York City ninth grader agonizes over her love life, final exams, and future role as the princess of Genovia.
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