A nonsensical alphabet that begins after the letter "Z".

A boy imagines a series of incredible sights on his way home from school so that he will have an interesting report to give his father.

Includes three humorous stories in verse: Yertle the Turtle, Gertrude McFuzz, and The Big Brag.

A twist on the classic tale of "There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly" takes the story even further as the lady goes about swallowing a variety of items related to school, including books, a ruler, and chalk.

Presents a retelling of the classic tale in which the solution proves worse than the predicament when an old lady swallows a fly.